A series of Taylor jokes

Q: Why was Taylor mad at the TV executives?

A: They passed on his series.

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Q: Why would Taylor never run for US president?

A: He doesn’t want to be limited to two terms.

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Taylor, Fourier, and Laurent walk into a bar. Bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.” Taylor says, “Fine, we’ll go sumwhere else.”

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Q: What did Taylor write in Fourier’s middle school yearbook?

A: Never transform.

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Q: Why did Taylor ditch Laurent?

A: He was always so negative.

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Q: Why did Taylor admit Maclaurin to the math PhD program despite his checkered past?

A: He was a special case.

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Q: What did Taylor ask his secretary the day before Cauchy’s seminar?

A: “Did you send out a remainder?”

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Q: What did Taylor’s preteen daughter say when he encouraged her to be unique?

A: “Stop trying to differentiate me, Dad!”

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Taylor has developed a new convergence test: is it a highly successful YA series that’s also a movie starring Shailene Woodley? If so, it’s Divergent.

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Taylor’s PR slogan: infinite sums approximated in finite time*

*some restrictions apply

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Q: What is Taylor’s favorite breakfast food?

A: Seriesal (a cereal for people who love series).

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Q: How many degrees does Taylor claim to have?

A: It depends on the function.

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Q: What’s Taylor’s preferred mode of transportation?

A: Jet.

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Q: How much does Taylor party?

A: Just enough — he knows his limit.