Spam Risk It's not enough that my parents Can't find an open vaccine appointment Now that they're eligible. They also have to deal with me, Their oldest daughter, Phoning and texting them at all hours Asking if they've booked anything yet. My mom didn't answer my call today Probably because her phone company's Started labelling me 'Spam Risk.'
Sarah Zureick-Brown 
No vaccine here until next week. Don’t know exactly what day ‘Next week’s means.